There's All Kinds of Daily Deals From A Galaxy Far Far Away...

(Scene: A futuristic holographic conference room. Rey, Finn, and Kylo Ren are standing in an uneasy alliance, facing the camera, trying to deliver lines in the style of the sequel Star Wars trilogy.) 

Rey: (pointing dramatically) Listen up, galaxy. We've got some news about SciFier.com's Daily Deals. Yeah, that's right, Daily Deals. 

Finn: (nodding) Daily Deals, folks. It's like finding a hidden base in the middle of nowhere. 

Kylo Ren: (brooding) Explain.

Rey: (gesturing to the holographic display) SciFier.com's got this thing, where you can save, uh, a lot. Up to 50%. That's almost as rare as finding someone who doesn't hate sand. 

Finn: (grimacing) Sand, you say? I hate it. It gets everywhere. 

Kylo Ren: (angrily) Enough about sand! Tell me more about these Daily Deals, you rebel scum! 

Rey: (nervously) Right, well, they change every day. One day, you're reading about Jedi, the next, it's podracing manuals. You've got to be as quick as a speeding Millennium Falcon to grab them. 

Finn: (enthusiastically) And remember, it's not just about savings, it's about adventure! SciFier.com's Daily Deals will take you to places more exciting than the Death Star trench run. 

Kylo Ren: (sceptical) I'll consider it. But if this is a trap, you'll both pay dearly. 

Rey: (rolling her eyes) It's not a trap, Kylo. It's just a website. Calm down. 

Finn: (nodding) So, head to SciFier.com, find the Daily Deals category, and may the Force be with you. 

(Scene ends with Rey, Finn, and Kylo Ren awkwardly standing there, Rey brushing sand off her clothing, Finn fidgeting with his blaster, and Kylo Ren storming off in frustration.)