Description
My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree.
A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The horse says, 'what? Eric?'
I said, 'waiter, what's that in my soup?' he said, 'I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another.'
I'm reading a book called 'Sex Before 20'. Personally I don't like audiences.
I said, 'it's serious, doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places'. He said, 'well stop going to those places.'
I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.
Put the smile into Christmas with this, the definitive Tommy Cooper Joke book. Including the pick of Tommy's own extensive gag library, favourite stories and photographs.
About the Author
John Fisher has enjoyed and long and distinguished career as a television producer and executive working for both the BBC and ITV. He worked with Tommy Cooper on several occasions and includes the bestselling biography Tommy Cooper: Always Leave Them Laughing amongst his published works. He is the owner of Tommy's personal joke files.
Book Information
ISBN 9780099557661
Author Tommy Cooper
Format Paperback
Page Count 336
Imprint Arrow Books Ltd
Publisher Cornerstone
Weight(grams) 445g
Dimensions(mm) 198mm * 130mm * 21mm
