Description
A satirical review of differing types of annoying neighbours. The book focuses on behaviours and what to look out for when choosing a home. In theory, you would choose to live in a home, and it is your sanctuary from all the stresses and strains of life. However, your neighbourhood is rather like parking your car and having some random person parking their car next to you. If you are lucky, it will be a beige metallic 3 door hatchback carefully aligned next to your car. If you are unlucky, it will be a school minibus with a slightly incompetent teacher with a poor sense of judgement who is preoccupied with 16 rowdy youths and the next OFSTED inspection. The Great British Neighbour Dispute expands upon the theme of living in your property with a random selection of people who happen to be your neighbours. The selection is worrying wide and covers a range of characteristics. We have the Inquisitor who will appear when you happen to be at your lowest point in your life. The Social Leader will organise everything in your street whether you like it or not. The Inquisitor who strives to gain an encyclopaedic profile of everyone else in the neighbourhood ready for the remote chance of a visit from the press should there be a scandal. The book then branches out to property developers with exciting (or frightening) developments to maximise the asset to its full potential. It is the ultimate guide to show all the potential horrors when choosing a new home. Quite simply if you are buying a home costing hundreds of thousands of pounds, or committing to a lease contract, this is the must read book so you know what you are letting yourself in for.
About the Author
Alistair Ford has spent a lifetime observing annoying behaviour and the outcome of this is 'The Great British Neighbour Dispute'. Alistair has previously designed and delivered corporate inductions, and subsequently delivered wedding speech coaching sessions. Worryingly, should this book be successful, Alistair intends to write further publications about society and develop his speech coaching business further. If you liked this book and would like advice and coaching on how to set up and deliver a successful corporate or special events speech, Alistair can be contacted via newveuartandpresentation@gmail.com
Book Information
ISBN 9781839754364
Author Alistair Ford
Format Paperback
Page Count 144
Imprint Grosvenor House Publishing Ltd
Publisher Grosvenor House Publishing Ltd
Weight(grams) 255g
Dimensions(mm) 203mm * 127mm * 12mm
About the Author
Alistair Ford has spent a lifetime observing annoying behaviour and the outcome of this is 'The Great British Neighbour Dispute'. Alistair has previously designed and delivered corporate inductions, and subsequently delivered wedding speech coaching sessions. Worryingly, should this book be successful, Alistair intends to write further publications about society and develop his speech coaching business further. If you liked this book and would like advice and coaching on how to set up and deliver a successful corporate or special events speech, Alistair can be contacted via newveuartandpresentation@gmail.com
Book Information
ISBN 9781839754364
Author Alistair Ford
Format Paperback
Page Count 144
Imprint Grosvenor House Publishing Ltd
Publisher Grosvenor House Publishing Ltd
Weight(grams) 255g
Dimensions(mm) 203mm * 127mm * 12mm
