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Marty Mcfly on why our website doesn't have free delivery!

Marty Mcfly on why our website doesn't have free delivery!

Great Scott! 

It seems we've stumbled upon a situation where our website's lack of free delivery is causing a bit of a temporal paradox. You know, it's a lot like when Doc Brown and I were trying to unravel the complexities of time travel. We had to carefully consider every detail and factor in all the necessary components to make sure our journey through time was a success. 

Just like Doc's DeLorean needed plutonium to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of power, our website needs to account for the costs of delivering goods to your doorstep. Unfortunately, we can't simply toss some stolen plutonium into the mix and magically offer free delivery. That's a one-way ticket to disrupting the very fabric of our business model. 

Think of it this way, Marty. When we're cruising around in Hill Valley, we pay for gas, right? Well, the same principle applies here. Those delivery costs are like the gas that powers our shipping process. We can't just go zooming through time (or shipping products) without considering the resources and expenses required. 

Now, I know it might be tempting to find websites that offer what seems like free delivery. But remember, as Doc always says, "The consequences of messing with the space-time continuum can be disastrous!" Those seemingly "free" deliveries are just cleverly hidden in the overall product price, making it appear as if you're getting a time-traveling DeLorean for the price of a simple skateboard. 

Here at our website, we like to keep things honest and straightforward, just like Doc and his famous catchphrase, "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads." We give you the power to decide how much you're willing to invest in the product and how much you're willing to pay for its delivery. 

So, strap on your hoverboard, McFly, and embrace the transparency of our pricing model. By keeping delivery costs separate, we're ensuring that you have all the information you need to make an informed decision, just like we did when deciding to take that leap into the past or the future. 

Remember, Marty, life is like time travel – full of twists and turns, and it's up to us to navigate it wisely. And who knows, maybe one day we'll figure out a way to offer free delivery without causing a ripple in the space-time continuum. Until then, let's keep rolling with the punches and exploring the vast universe of online shopping.

8th Jun 2023 ChatGPT / Marty McFly

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